Possible Space Rock Found in Beach Town Backyard

Space rock, 1" in length, 1/2" wide, narrowing to 1/4"wide at tip.

The eminent scientist, Dr. C.  Barthalomew.

Dr. Barthalomew does the edible matter test.

Dr. Barthalomew checking the weight.

Dr. Barthalomew testing  the velocity.

An event with possibly humongous ramifications transpired today in a sleepy California seaside hamlet.  Absolutely no one is sure just how far this will go. What was once considered an impossibility has likely happened and one can’t be sure that it will not change the course of history on this planet forever.  It is probable that it will, somehow.

What will very likely be hailed as the discovery of the millennium,  may have taken place today,  when a woman bent over to pick up what she thought was but a slightly unusual rock. Immediately upon holding the rock in her hand, she noticed the fact that it was oddly shaped and weighted.
She observed the elongated and slanted shape, somewhat like a rocket ship.

It was also evident that although the rock was dark, like a hidden dell in the late afternoon,  it had some very slight tinges of orange,  like the edge of the sun just before it disappears from a Texas horizon. The woman mused to herself, “have I found something special?...One never knows...” she continued thinking “...what one might find in one’s own backyard.”

She immediately contacted  family friend, Dr. C. Barthalomew,  a renowned scientist and the family cat.  (As a point of reference, it was he who first suggested the famous Schrodinger’s Cat theory to that thief, Schrodinger, who immediately took the idea and published it.  And it made Schrodinger rich and  famous, while Barthalomew still makes do with Purina,)

Dr. Barthalomew ran some experiments and determined that, indeed it may very well be a space rock, which holds the secrets to the universe. Not only is the G-d particle possibly lodged within the body of the space rock. Probably the fundamental truth about what it is that makes things ....well, things....probably that secret is there, as well. Or somewhere in the vicinity.

The rock is now being carefully stored on a shelf,  in a dark back room of the woman’s house.  It is available for study by any other renowned scientists who have a true interest in the fundamental nature of things,  reality,  and what have you.